crystalfy: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
Why the fuq is it snowing outside.
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Mum1: I have too many animals
Mum2: I have too many kids
Okay okay so I’ve gained a lot of weight And damn you can definitely can not go without noticing that my thighs My thighs My thighs You can not go without noticing them. They’re not even properly pre portioned to rest of my over weight body anymore And my gut Ah It’s doing that thing That I really don’t want it to do. oh but my pants though My pants are so constricting now that my body...
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever That’s fucked tho because then you’re implying that they have to physically make it screw
Gaining weight like it ain’t nobody’s business