May 2013
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Thank you
crystalfy:
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
Why the fuq is it snowing outside.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Mum1: I have too many animals
Mum2: I have too many kids
Mum1: oh
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Okay okay so I’ve gained a lot of weight
And damn you can definitely can not go without noticing that my thighs
My thighs
My thighs
You can not go without noticing them.
They’re not even properly pre portioned to rest of my over weight body anymore
And my gut
Ah
It’s doing that thing
That I really don’t want it to do.
oh but my pants though
My pants are so constricting now that my body...
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
That’s fucked tho because then you’re implying that they have to physically make it screw
Ruuuuuuude
Gaining weight like it ain’t nobody’s business
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